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Personalised advertising may be considered a “sale” or “sharing” of information under California and other state privacy laws, and you may have a right to opt out. Regardless, the human body is a complex, often repulsive, but far more often beautiful anomaly that simply is not meant to perform such fairy-like feats. But despite the fun times I would imagine I could have in the bathroom enjoying a toilet full of glitter poop, I would not ingest a bunch of tiny plastic particles for fun.

While the Daily Dot does not endorse or even suggest any of our readers consume these glitter pills, we would love to hear about your results if you tried it.

Apparently, there are places online where you can purchase tiny digestible capsules filled with non-toxic glitter that make your feces different sparkly colors. There are so many different styles and designs, but each listing comes with the admonition: Don’t eat the Glitter Pills. Nor do I think there’s any evidence that it’s ill-advised,” David Cromwell, an assistant professor of medicine at Johns Hopkins University, told Vocativ. Zero Liability Protection: MasterCard provides Zero Liability Protection, ensuring you won't be held responsible for unauthorized purchases made with your card. Don’t worry, we’d never thought about it either, still, in one of the most bizarre business ideas ever concocted, one Ohio-based company is now selling glitter pills that, supposedly, make your poop… glittery!

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Not necessarily on purpose, but you know that when kids play with glitter, it gets everywhere, and they undoubtedly ingest some. If there’s a lesson to be learned here, and there are several that I’m sure I’ll uncover in therapy years down the road, it’s that humans are ugly, deceitful creatures who will build you up on promises of sparkling shit and will proceed to crush you with absolute betrayal.

Considering that the body issue was coming up, wouldn’t it be funny if someone wrote an article about said pills?And while we do not encourage anyone to ingest these, each precarious pill package does comes with an amazing incantation to get your inner magic flowing. Read more about the condition New: A brand-new, unused, unopened and undamaged item in original retail packaging (where packaging is applicable).

I can sort of believe the flinging glitter thing, but I think that would be hazardous to your health as well — if you accidentally sprinkle it in your eyes that would be really terrible, and if you get it on someone who hates glitter (which is probably most people), you might get punched as a result.Advanced Anti-Fraud Tools: Visa uses advanced tools to identify and prevent fraudulent activities, safeguarding your card information. Though all the sellers marketing the glitter pills insist they are meant for decorative purposes only and not for consumption, the true purpose of them, hidden beneath a wink and a nod, is to make your excrement sparkle. I made sure to put away things like the scissors and the hot glue gun where my toddler couldn’t reach. Best applied with a flat brush, use an adhesive such as our Unicorn Poop Shimmering fixing gel and then place on the glitter mix with a sweeping motion. com, the Sell on Etsy app, and the Etsy app, as well as the electricity that powers Etsy’s global offices and employees working remotely from home in the US.