Daddy's Milk

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Have you heard about the movie that involved haunted dairy items? I believe it is called Paranormal Activia. Why was the farmer always quiet when milking? Because it’s hard to talk when you’re udder concentration. Summer break is always fun. I sit on the couch in the living room, breastfeeding Daddy’s eldest daughter. Well, his eldest daughter other than me. ‘Hey, slow down there… don’t drink too much.’ I let out a moan. This is the best feeling ever! I tell myself as daddy keeps rubbing. Daddy the slips one of his fingers inside my princess parts making me moan out loud. Honestly, he’s almost as fascinated with the whole process as I am. I love growing a new life in my belly, feeling myself grow and change. I particularly appreciate what it’s done for my breasts. They’re so much bigger, now. I wonder how they’ll be after I pop out a few more kids for Daddy? I’ll be a big breeding cow, just for him. I hope it won’t get too difficult for us to have wild, babymaking sex once our kids get older.

I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.As he keeps thrusting… I tell him to pull out. I tell him to stop. I tell him that I can’t get pregnant again, and he needs to pull out! He merely ignores me and pushes me down harder, just like I wanted. I half-heartedly act like I don’t want it, sometimes, since I know Daddy likes that. If I actually want to stop, we’ve got a safe word/phrase. I brought some spoiled milk to my first economics class. I heard we’d be learning about gross domestic products, and I thought bringing an example would give me extra credit.

Afterwards, when I told a couple of friends what had happened, they scrunched their noses up. "You let him do what?” Did you enjoy these delicious milk puns? We hope they left a satisfying feeling in your gut, and they weren’t too cheesey. Feel free to share these amazing milk puns with your friends, family, and even your local dairy farmer! We promise these won’t leave a sour taste in your mouth. Feel free to pour yourself a glass of milk because we got milk jokes. Enjoy! Funny Milk PunsWhat’s a chocolate milk’s favorite type of music? Smooth Jazz, it loves all the smooth and creamy notes.

OH GOD DADDY!" I moan loudly and then the knot in my stomach goes away and I feel an amazing rush of pleasure. Daddy lifts his head and removes his fingers. How did the parents feel when their naughty kid replaced their milk with lemon juice? They were very sour about it. During this time, my mom was out of town for some psychiatric conference. She was always out of town, so I was used to this. Why did the dad start jogging every day? To build up his stamina for all the times he keeps leaving for milk!

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