Diary of a Germanyball : Book One

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In Kebab TV , the Turkish TV series the Balkans are watching is a reference to Magnificent Century.

Thailandball - You created your racist show Disney Primos and Primos is racist! I detect the racist Disney show and Canadaball mobilises Owlphibia and The Ghost and Molly McGee characters into the racist show, so he and I hate the show. This comic ◊ depicts ISIS Islamic fundamentalists and Serbian anti-Muslim chetniks as being similar at heart.England: "U wot m8?" [the text speak is usually left in, representing the usual sub-par literacy of English football hooligans]

Swedenball - You are a beautiful Aryan. We don’t hate you, BUT HOW DARE YOU TAKE OFF MY BEAUTIFUL BÖRK! IF YOU TAKE IT OFF, I’LL MAKE ONE MYSELF! IKEA is good, and your pastries impress me. In the 9th and 10th centuries, Vikingball came here and settled down here. In the year 930 AD, Icelandic Commonwealthball was born. It remained independent for 300 years but was killed by Denmark-Norwayball. It then became Kingdom of Norwayball's child until 1814. In 1874, it finally gained full autonomy. In 1914, it regained its independence to some extent but still was in a personal union with Denmarkball. Bourgogne-Franche-Comtéball ( Burgundyball • Franche-Comtéball) • Normandyball ( Calvadosball • Lower Normandyball • Upper Normandyball) • Grand Estball ( Alsaceball • Champagne-Ardenneball • Lorraineball) • Occitanieball ( Languedoc-Roussillonball • Midi-Pyrénéesball) • Hauts-de-Franceball ( Nordball • Nord-Pas-de-Calaisball • Picardyball) • Nouvelle-Aquitaineball ( Aquitaineball • Limousinball • Poitou-Charentesball) • Auvergne-Rhône-Alpesball ( Auvergneball • Rhône-Alpesball • Lyonball) • Brittanyball • Centre-Val de Loireball • Corsicaball ( Ajaccioball) • Île-de-Franceball ( Parisball) • Pays de la Loireball • Provence-Alpes-Côte d'Azurball ( Marseilleball) Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: This comic displays the worst of history's atrocities: The Holodomor (a bunch of starving Ukrainians), The Holocaust (Nazis herding a score of Jews and Eastern Europeans into the gas chambers), the Nanjing Massacre (Imperial Japanese cutting up Republic of China balls), the Armenian Genocide (Turks shooting various Armenians and dumping them in a pile) and the invention of Hawaiian pizza (Canada happily cutting up a pineapple and sprinkling some on a pizza). Basqueball - This is the weird Spanish kid who thinks it's connected to 6ball because of its weird language. Many Basques live in my clay, but you remain alone. Therefore, I don’t hate you, but please don’t put an ETA on me.SR Romaniaball - We had our disagreements but at the end we stood together against traitor Gorbachev! Lithuaniaball - I recognized its restoration of independence first in 1991! Just like how I did with Estoniaball. And a fellow linguistic conservative! Russiaball - We are now friends. Russieballe hosted the Football World Cup 2018, which I won. I was allied with Russieballe in both world wars. I even loved its parents and grandparents. I love your vodka, and it loves to eat my frog legs. But I'm sorry for 1812, and I don't want to be a communist. Gets even weirder as strips tend to vary as whether a country taking on a new regime (like Prussia becoming the German Empire) counts as the same nation throughout or is a child of the previous incarnation. Bulgariaball - Thank you for the twelve points on the televote at Eurovision 2017; I'm glad you liked my song that year!