Naughty Confessions from the Men's Room: Profane, X-Rated, Raw, Kinky, Off-The-Wall, Bad-Boy Talks, Wild, Outrageous, Sexy & Hilarious

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We were having sex in the dark & I went to get on top but misjudged how close we were to the edge of the bed. My Mother in-law is 71 and I fantasize about her all the time, I would love to tell her about all of them. The one that makes me cum so easy goes like this.

The airline she worked for let female crew shorten the hems of their skirts once they had passed probation. It also allowed pilots and fellow crew to know which ones were newbies and potentially more open to amorous advances.Indeed, if it seemed like cabin crew got all the attention from passengers, the attraction could definitely be mutual. But a crew thread on Reddit saw one user saying: “When people ask for the reason for a delay, we usually give a bulls**t response because the real answer would spook passengers. upvotes Follow Unfollow 1 year ago Dots Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Edit: Yeah, yeah, it’s an erogenous zone for some people, but I’m pretty damn sure he thought it was my clit because when he finally touched my actual clit he was surprised. Yes, I communicated. No, he wasn’t even close to finishing me off or close enough to be able to try to.” Celebrities are at it, too, it seems. In an article in Cosmopolitan magazine, one flight attendant recalled how a Hollywood hunk headed to the bathroom with his female “manager” and kept hitting the call button with his bum while the rest of first-class were trying to get some shut-eye.

My daughter and husband eagerly took their front row seats in tense anticipation. My son followed me out of the pool and over to the laid out towel just in front of our, “Watchers.”She says ‘what’s going on in there? Mom are you ok? Is Dad hitting you?’ My husband kept going like a champ but I was laughing so hard. Super embarrassing. This is why we usually wait until the kids go to bed. Also my husband does not hit me. I don’t know where that came from in her mind.”

That was half the agreement. The other half was the party getting ready to get it on, had to notify the other party so they could be invited to watch the exchange if they wanted to. The invitations are usually texts with a place and time for the desired deed. He looked up at me sweetly and asked, ‘How w-w-was it for you?’ I replied, ‘What? You were between my thighs.’ He laughed it off, but was super embarrassed. When we finally did get around to actually [doing the deed], it was fantastic.”That feeling is great, I love it too. When I was 15/16 years old I changed rooms and noticed that our neighbour across the street had a desk ik front of her window and could see into my bedroom. First I always closed the curtain but one time I saw her sitting in the window I left the curtain half open and hoped she could see mee and that changed into completely leaving the curtain open en knowing she could see me masturbate. I even put up a little mirror so I could see if she was there and looking and I know she saw me very often. In the early 1960s, considered the golden era of air travel, now defunct US airline Pan Am had stringent criteria that today seem totally outdated — female crew had to be at least 157.5cm and weigh no more than 57kg. They also had to retire at 32 and have no children. Of course, flight attendants also play important roles in maintaining safety and keeping people calm in emergencies. In this play of many selves, most of the cast take on several roles, with exceptional dexterity. Norvill is extraordinary throughout. Unguarded, apparently skinless, she talks at first in high-pitched, hiccupping phrases; as her confidence grows, her speech takes on a new flow. An air of project hovers over the evening, yet its candour is rare. So is its sense of inwardness. Confession is not only a matter of speech, but of sensation. Josh Anio Grigg’s sound design ensures that the audience hear the scrape of a plate across a table; when someone says shush in a library the sound crashes like a waterfall.

It’s been over a year now and everyone has wanted to watch every time, so far. The last text I sent read, “It’s now time for the Mommy and Tommy show out by the pool, for anyone interested in watching us do it soon… Please be ready to join us in less than 5 minutes.”John, who is ironically a marriage, relationship and sexual coach, shares: “My wife and I went out with some friends for bowling and beer. We both had a little too much to drink.” However, that didn’t stop him from initiating intercourse with his wife that night. “I was happily pumping away with a full bladder. I began to feel the urge to ejaculate (or so I thought in my half drunken stupor). The problem was that I was peeing instead of ejaculating.” 5. Caught in the act These days the demands are different, with reports claiming American Airlines simply advises that cabin crew have no noticeable hair in their nostrils, ears and underarms, along with a full set of front teeth.