Rollie GR38892W Hands-Free Automatic Electric Vertical Nonstick Easy Quick Egg Cooker, PP, Non-Stick Coated Aluminum, Silicone, White

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The mushroom jammed the egg into the tube and I had to “prod it out with a skewer.” Plus it looked like me before I got that bris done yesterday. And it snapped off. The tip of my egg penis snapped off. I couldn’t even make an egg penis properly with this beautiful piece of shit. I then tried to make an omelet style egg rollie along with adding some milk to it, boy was that a mistake and it was all my fault not the machine, as I didn't read the recipe (in the booklet) on how to make it correctly. I basically overloaded it and the entire egg mixture overflowed upward and outward down all over the cooker and my stove top. (my dogs loved it though)

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The recipe book has some pretty interesting recipes. Did I say interesting? I’m sorry, I meant “horrendous.” Not long after it started cooking, the meat started rising out of the hole like the egg, but it stopped halfway. I guess the sausage constipated the Eggmaster. That wasn’t a good sign though — that meant the meat by the opening probably wasn’t fully cooked. I've seen the late-night infomercials for this product, but I never gave it much thought. After all, what possible use could I have of a device whose sole purpose is to make cooking an egg far too complicated? Then I read a review of it in The Guardian, with accompanying video and I knew I needed one of these immediately. Not because I really wanted a device to cook my eggs into flaccid, wiggly phalluses (phalli?) but because I wanted to experience the utter magnificence of this device firsthand. I admit it, I am a glutton for punishment and nothing says punishment like making food into flavorless tubes for more efficient ingestion. Speaking of punishment, the Rollie is accompanied by a cookbook filled with recipes, some of which seem less like cooking and more like punishing ingredients for the audacity of not coming in roll form. You can supposedly make hamburgers and pancakes in the Eggmaster too. I just went to the grocery store and looked for things I could make that could eventually take the shape of a penis. This change of mind return policy is in addition to, and does not affect your rights under the Australian Consumer Law including any rights you may have in respect of faulty items.I ignored the egg as I am not fond of liquid yolk, so I flipped it over as the instructions suggested to finish it. Once again, it rose straight until it was exhausted, though having spent all its yolk on the first round, there was nothing to mess my counter. The Rollie Eggmaster shits out your eggs. I’m not sure you read that correctly. I will repeat it one more time. The Rollie Eggmaster shits out your eggs.

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But if I have to say something about this whole thing, despite its catastrophic flaws, it’s that the Rollie® Eggmaster Vertical Grill is still probably the best thing I’ve ever used to cook food, because it consistently screws everything up. So the big advantage of this unit is the predictable heat and time. Once you find the time that makes eggs how you like them, you never have to pay any attention to over or under cooking them again. If your eggs are right at 4:37, then preheat, toss the eggs in, and cover for the last minute....easy. I think if they would have included usable recipes, people would have much more success. Over the past week, we’ve pitted Mariya and El together in a series of egg-related challenges. They’ve tried fried egg shapers. They’ve tested fish egg separators. We didn’t see why this Rollie challenge should be any different. So we gave them a whole host of condiments and challenged them to make their egg roll the most delicious.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? We like ours with a Rollie egg cooker twist. Yes, we’ve discovered a new kind of appliance and it goes without saying that we’re eggs-tremely eggs-cited.

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We Tested Fish Egg Separators and Things Got Competitive Baking cakes? Making meringues? Preparing a delicious Hollandaise sauce? You’ll need to separate some eggs then. Good thing we have just the gadget... Also, when the Eggmaster is on, it emits the smell of burning plastic, which is not something I normally look for in cooking equipment. I prepared myself mentally for death in case my apartment burned down while I watched an egg get shat out onto the floor. What happened next was beyond my wildest dreams. I took a video. Watch it until the end because there’s a surprise.This change of mind return policy is in addition to, and does not affect your rights under the Australian Consumer Law including any rights you may have in respect of faulty items. To return faulty items see our Returning Faulty Items policy. I made one last thing — a cheese stuffed hamburger tur — er, kabob. See that pool of grease? That’s what came out of the meat. Basically, the meat boiled in its own absurd amount of fat. At least the skewer didn’t give up this time. Not like you did on me, Dad.

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For this test, I found this cool brand of breakfast sausage called “ Old Folks.” I’m not sure why that’s in quotation marks. Also, I hoped that the sausage was actually made out of old folks. The label certainly made it seem that way. We Try Fried Egg Moulds and the Results Are Both Amazing and Catastrophic Okay, so the results depended hugely on the person responsible for the frying pan. The phrase "user error" comes to mind...We have to crown the Rollie as the true victor here though as the judge then went on finish both egg rolls. Eating four eggs in one sitting is no mean feat! Top Rollie Tips The Egg Master has to be observed in all its slow-mo action to be truly appreciated. Video by Rhik Samadder. Guardian Well? The Rollies is the easiest way to make eggs. Eggs might seem like an atypical kabob, but they're delicious right off the wooden skewer. But there's so much more cooking potential here than just eggs! You can even make French toast, Greek tortillas, and desserts! Household Electricals Shop all Household Electricals Dry:Soon Heated Airers Heated Blankets & Mattress Protectors Irons & Clothes Steamers Air Purifiers