Twat Bars - Best Rude Gift Ever

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Smashing together the Twix and KitKat has had a rude outcome, but it is one that will raise a laugh. Of course, the phrase has been used for hundreds of years, but the birth of the popular series meant a whole new generation could experience this historic display of disbelief. It comes pre cut with double sided sticky tape ready to be put around your own choice of chocolate bar. Your vagina has a natural healthy balance which can be upset by the introduction of foreign objects.

Twat Chocolate Bar with Novelty Joke Wrapper - Funny Rude

However, if you are looking for gifts for someone with a raunchier nature than most, then you will need chocolate perfect for the occasion.Perfect gift for a Joke or for Occasions, Birthdays, Valentines, Christmas and any other occasion really to put a smile on their face.

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Chocolate breaks and melts, making it likely it would leave some residue or crumbs in the vagina after being removed. Sugary foods and sweets can upset the pH balance of your vagina, and serve as a food source for bacteria and yeast which can cause infection such as thrush or bacterial vaginosis. If you’re desperately keen to incorporate chocolate into your lovemaking, stick to eating it during foreplay or drizzling it above the belt – as long as you’re okay with stained sheets.Or maybe you are wanting to show someone exactly how irritating they can be without hurting their feelings. It must be said that minge is one of the most horrendous words in the world, so why not celebrate its rudeness and rub up someone the wrong way with the Minge chocolate.

Twat Chocolate Bar - Etsy UK

The term ‘fuc**r’ can often be a term of endearment, so if you are trying to find the perfect gift for your fucker of a friend, then the Fuc**r Bar is the cocoa-based treat for you.Regardless of whether you are saying thank you to friends and family or seducing a loved one, chocolate plays a vital role in showing people how much they mean to you. When it comes to food, hygiene can be an issue, with the introduction of new bacteria into your vagina. When among friends, the blaming of farts on other people is second nature to most, but there can be some people that leave equivalent to a mushroom cloud lingering in the environment.